The title is not at all meant to be misleading; this is a true event of what happened to me whilst I was on safari. It all started around Christmas time 2007 I decided to actually go on a proper holiday something that would give me a lot more satisfaction then just sitting in the sun, drinking and going for a dip.

So I decided to look through a brochure and I came across some amazing safari holidays. They were a bit out of my price range as I only worked part time, but I had to go this was a once in a lifetime event that I was not going to miss for the world. So I saved up my money and paid off for this adventure.

The months leading up to summer flew by and I was soon on my way to my Kenya holidays. When I touched down a small group of us got taken in a coach and make are way to the wilderness. The evening was getting dark, so we decided to camp down. The next morning came by pretty quick and we went on an super tour, I literally got to see some superb animals, it was totally mind blowing.

Night struck again, we were all tired so decided to hit the sack. I was fast snoozing and we all got woken up by a loud trumpet. We unzipped the tent and there was about two gigantic elephants heading straight for us. Everyone got scared I had to take a stand I promptly got them all out of the tents and we headed straight for high lands. It was like something out of Jurassic Park. I protected them all and led them to safety. If you are looking for an adventure than go on a safari holiday I sure will be again soon.